Are You Dissing Me?: What Animals Really Think

Are You Dissing Me?: What Animals Really Think

Simon Winheld

Language: English

Pages: 80

ISBN: 1452138443

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


A hippo worries that her MFA is totally useless. A cardinal has roommate problems. A hummingbird is eager to join a social network. A bush baby teeters on the edge (You wanna throw down?!) Here for the first time are the innermost thoughts of our furry and feathered friends, who—it is finally revealed—humorously share the same anxieties, frustrations, and preoccupations as we do. Whether it's a raccoon fretting about his judgmental friends, a buffalo impatiently waiting for his dumplings, or a sloth contemplating a career in stand-up comedy, each colorfully illustrated critter captures a moment of modern flux—and together they create an irresistibly funny portrait of a kingdom both wild and amusingly familiar.

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Cover design assistance by Sally Carmichael Chronicle Books LLC 680 Second Street San Francisco, California 94107 www.chroniclebooks.com What am I doing with my life? I watch a lot of porn. Like... a LOT of porn. You con't fart and then blame Someone else if you're the only two people around. I'm So horny It's ridiculous. Just ridiculous. Is it gross if it's your ... Second ... cousin? My therapist Said I'm ready to make friends !!! I'm gonna join a Social network !!! I wish

Cover design assistance by Sally Carmichael Chronicle Books LLC 680 Second Street San Francisco, California 94107 www.chroniclebooks.com What am I doing with my life? I watch a lot of porn. Like... a LOT of porn. You con't fart and then blame Someone else if you're the only two people around. I'm So horny It's ridiculous. Just ridiculous. Is it gross if it's your ... Second ... cousin? My therapist Said I'm ready to make friends !!! I'm gonna join a Social network !!! I wish

it's cause I assume You're single! ... Are you... Are you dissmq me 11 I met a woman Online. It's not ideal, but... Maybe if I Comb my hair this way... HOTFIIIRW! I just discovered Vietnamese food! My girlfriend is worried about turning into her mom. &CA+ Iner A mom is hot! I feel like shoving some teenagers. You... You wanna throw down? I am so freakin' high right now. I never get laid. A^.t\ gotta. start eating better. I think "I'm gonna quit my job and

Sorry about the racket. We've been making a lot of whoopee. There are So many things I Can't unsee... My girlfriend keeps spending money we don't- have I'm like, "Baby, you don't need another blouse! How many blouses do you need?!" I did't do Shit today. I hate when I'm at the movies and some big-headed doofus sits in front of me. I'm like "Dang it way u me, man?!" but then I just stare at this head and imagine my own movie! I'm 3O and I still doh't have a boyfriend.

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